“What if bras crossed in the front like this”
*crosses bra straps in front of her*
“I think they will be in the future!”
“They make your boobs look good! Look! My boobs are happy!”
“I really want to unfollow him but he posts too many pictures of cute animals!”
Me: “Gosh! He’s so good looking!”
Her: “You know what else is good looking? Your nails!”
Hey! They are freshly painted so I can’t blame her!
*Me singing Christmas songs intentionally terribly*
Her: “Man! We better get Ursula up in hur to steal your voice because it’s just SO good!”
“Sam, I heard that you’ve settled down.”
Me: “That I’ve found a girl…”
Her: “And you’re lesbian now!”
-______-
wildly flails her bra around.
The entire theme song of Big Bang Theory.
two times now…
“HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST MODERN FAMILY?!”
Me: “Uhm….yes I think so. What’s it about?”
Her: “YOU!”
“I’m not gonna get raped! It’s Monday! Nobody rapes on Mondays!”
“Need to stop talking…MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!”